January 2011
When you're at a restaurant and you see your food...
Then you realize it’s for the table next to you…
When someone asks you when you're going to get a...
…and you’re just like “I don’t know, I guess tomorrow when I walk out of my house I’ll just choose one from the swarm of guys that all come sprinting towards me.”
ronstoppableismypatronus:
FREAKING OUT. OMG.
...
Waiting to see if you have a snow day:
likeastar-:
wherenomarigoldsgrew:
5:00 a.m:
5:05 a.m:
5:15 a.m, Brotha why you ain’t close school yet???:
5:20 a.m:
5:30 a.m Ared, Fuck It! They not closin’ school, lemme get dressed:
5:50 a.m. You’re back, all showered and dressed and it says your school district is closed:
And you’re just sittin there like:
And the weatherman is on tv like:
And then you realize you...
When you look at yourself in the mirror you look...
Then you take a picture of yourself and you look like:
mowatt:
I know I’m never ’ alone, ’ but that’s just how I feel sometimes…
When I tell my friend somebody's cute
They point at the person and speak so loud!
and I’m just like NIGGA SHHHHHHH!
I hate liking someone I don't have a chance with.
This is to that person reading this who isn't sure...
Tumblr makes me like people I’ve never met, and...
When you know you're being annoying but you don't...
makunahatata:
That moment when you have the house all to...
mademoiselleantionette:
i'm obnoxious...sometimes i don't want to be the...
